Hm, now that I think of it, I really ought to get a haircut, but my head is so oddly shaped that there's not much that can suit it. Not that I can ever be as hot as most of the people on here.
~Theodore Evelyn "Ted" Mosby, Sex Architect.
No, that is not my real name.
No, that is not my real title.
I wish both were, though.