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Post by zeoforce on Aug 16, 2013 10:17:15 GMT -8
I know you, at some point have been bothered by a girl (or boy) at the docks, in the bars, or wherever you may be. (In retrospect, should have put the come ons here) Now is a place where you can provide the ammunition to repel the jerks, creeps, and unwanted geeks. Let the slaughter begin.
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Post by toryis on Aug 16, 2013 12:42:56 GMT -8
lol Yarrrr
For the girls try "my grandkids are watching and reading chat..."
Another good one is "do you not realize how easy /mute is?"
How about "I only give my number (or Instant message or skype or FB or etc) after I've known someone 6 Months or more..."
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Post by hopeless on Aug 27, 2013 12:44:40 GMT -8
Not sure if this fit in the pick ups or let downs... but i like it anyway  "If ye thinks he be ready to sail a beauty, ye better be willin’ to sink with her." |
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Post by darkfox on Aug 28, 2013 10:49:10 GMT -8
The greatest put down i have ever witnessed, in a bar (Committed by a good friend of mine). Some woman was trying to hit on him and he just turned, put his drink down, sighed and said "Does it look like i give a fuck?"
Maybe a bit cruel but i was just in complete and utter awe lmfao
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Post by bluecarrot on Aug 28, 2013 12:54:50 GMT -8
"Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality."
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Post by toryis on Aug 28, 2013 12:57:30 GMT -8
Try "I once knew a guy just like you... Someday they'll find the body."
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Post by zeoforce on Sept 6, 2013 21:36:53 GMT -8
I'm sorry my time is limited, and it just so happens that i'm allergic to idiots
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